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A JOKE - Don't forget to laugh at all jokes - it's healthy and good for you!
A Good Mystery
A mystery lover takes his place in a theater for opening night, but his seat is way far from the stage. The man calls an usher over and whispers, "I just love a good mystery, and I have been anxiously anticipating the opening of this play. However, in order to carefully follow the clues and fully enjoy the play, I have to watch a mystery close up. Look how far away I am! If you can get me a better seat, I'll give you a handsome tip." The usher nods and says he'll be back shortly. Looking forward to a large tip, the usher speaks with his co-workers in the box office, hoping to find some closer tickets. With just three minutes left until curtain, he finds an unused ticket at the Will Call window and snatches it up. Returning to the man in the back of the theater, he whispers, "Follow me." The usher leads the man down to the second row and proudly points out the empty seat in the middle. "Thanks so much," says the theatergoer. "This seat is perfect." He then hands the usher a quarter. The usher looks down at the quarter, leans over and whispers, "The butler did it in the parlor with the candlestick."
A PUZZLE- If the answer is not obvious, then it is shown below!
Solve this puzzling Western Mystery. Good luck!
A cowboy rode into the town Dry Gulch on Friday. He only stayed two nights in a room
at the local hotel and then left on Friday. How was that possible?
BETCHA can't tricks to try! - If the answer's not obvious, see below!
A TOUGH TOUCH - Bet a friend that you can put one of their hands on a place on their body, where they can not touch it with the other hand! Let them try doing it for awhile, then place their right hand on their left elbow...or their left hand on their right elbow!
A RIDDLE - If answers are not obvious, they're shown below!
FORTUNE TELLING
Q - Why did the witch give up fortune telling?
A - She saw no future in it.
A MAGIC FUN TRICK - If not obvious then the 'SECRET' is shown below!
THE GHOSTLY MESSAGE - You claim to have a pet ghost and prove that he writes messages!
YOU WILL NEED: Paper, Lemon juice, Toothpick, A lamp or toaster.
1. SECRETLY prepare for this trick by writing a message, like the word - SOMETHING,
on the paper with the lemon juice and the toothpick and let it completely dry.
2. When a group of people are gathered, tell them that your pet ghost is in the room too!
3. To prove it, say to the ghost, please write SOMETHING on this piece of paper.
4. Hold the piece of paper close to a light bulb or over the toaster and the heat will make your ghostly message will appear!
A Dinner TidBit
What's a la carte?
Selecting a meal a la carte means selecting each dish separately and paying on a per item basis...
taken from the French phrase for "according to the menu".
Magicians that perform at the tableside
in restaurants, 'Table-hoppers', may offer their Magic a la carte from a 'Magic Menu'!
"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
